This is a silly music video featuring Tyler and his brothers… and ducks…
Lots and lots of ducks.
Warning: do not watch this video if you suffer from Anatidaephobia.
Kids Song: Bonus Ducks – Video
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Bonus Ducks – Lyrics
Bonus Ducks (Repeat)
Warning, do not read the following jokes. They are just fowl.
Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Q: Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem?
A: He was a quackhead.
Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A robber ducky.
Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
A: “Let’s quack this case!”
Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
A: “I hope I didn’t quack any!”
Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came?
A: Put it on my bill!
Q: What do you get when a duck bends over?
A: It’s Buttquack
Q: Why are ducks bad drivers?
A: Their windshields are qwacked.
Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel?
A: It was one tough nut to quack.
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the ducktor!
Q: What do ducks watch on TV?
Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Duckula!
Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A: Duck Tape.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Q: What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A: A Christmas Quacker.
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
When it came time to pay,
the skunk didn’t have a scent,
the deer didn’t have a buck,
so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a duck in the front seat. “What are you doing with that duck?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.” The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the duck again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. “I thought you were going to take that duck to the zoo!” The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”
Two ducks are in a pond. One went “Quack quack!” And the other duck said “Thats funny I was just about to say that!”
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